Cyclists seem to wear those funny tight jerseys and shorts, but there is actually more than the eye can see or wants to see. These shorts have a pad (also called a chamois) and that is what contacts the taint. So what is a good cyclist to do if he spends hours in the saddle and doesn't want to get sore? Chamois cream.
David Zabriskie is one of the best professional cyclists in the world and he has a chamois cream called DZ Nuts. It is natural, anti-fungal, anti-bacterial, anti-inflammatory and wound healing. The slogan of the company: DZ Nuts - protect your junk. Here is a little video that has been going around on cycling blogs and forums, featuring a very suave David Zabriskie.
Zabriskie is apparently also friends with Captain America.